Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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