You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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