WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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