I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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