Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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