and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
