Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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