yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
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Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
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This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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