he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
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I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
This is classic penis vs brain.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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