Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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