there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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