I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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