omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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