Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
