I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
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Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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