I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
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He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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