There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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