ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
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I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
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Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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