idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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