so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
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