so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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