You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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