I must be too annoying 4 u.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
how does that bad decision feel?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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