on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
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You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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