Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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