Where did you get a picture of my penis
Please, let me fuck your mom
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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