Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
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The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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