Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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