don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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