You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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