My brain says no but my pants say off.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize
