Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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