Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
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It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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