I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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