Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
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You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
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We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
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