I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
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I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Enjoy the penises
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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