The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
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The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I deserve this hangover.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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