Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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