Cold hands, warm shart.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
