is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
vagina is talking i cant
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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