His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
jump out the window naked night went bad
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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