i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
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there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
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College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.