is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
The beers last night were like the tears from god
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.