im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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