i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
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Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
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Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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