Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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