he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
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I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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