Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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