Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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