I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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