youre lurking in front of me
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
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they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
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I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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