You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
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He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize