Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
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you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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