So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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