Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
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If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
he just fucked me for my cheese..
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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