we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
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She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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